Mary had a Little JUMHOORIAT

(Sung to the tune of "Oh where, Oh where has my little dog gone?" )


Oh where oh where have JUMHOORIAT lovers gone?
Oh where is the CJP?
With lawyers' and doctors' humanity gone
Oh where oh where can they be?

I was flipping across the TV today
And to my surprise I could see
There was really no difference 'tween then and now
'cept the shortfall of electricity

Oh where oh where have my JUMHOORIAT lovers gone?
Oh where oh where can they be?
The operation they cheer, but Laal Masjid was wrong
This logic of theirs I can't see

So I pray and pray and I pray to god
For that magical recipe
That will make me silent and show me no wrong
and fill me with joy and with glee

Oh where oh where have my JUMHOORIAT lovers gone?
Oh where is their integrity?

Dedicated to everyone who worked, prayed and supported the effort that brought us this current form of government and the current choice of leadership.